OURSUM.LOL /wtf — the thesis
⚡ A stacc.art launch · the raise seeds the newcoin · feeds $PUMPICO upstream · Launch: TBD — discretionary, not raise-triggered
OFFICIAL CONTRACT · VERIFY BEFORE YOU APE
the newcoin · name + metadata TBD · stacc.art
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This is the token mint — NOT a deposit address. Presale SOL goes to the two pool addresses below. Any other contract is a scam. Mods will never DM you first.
together, our whole is greater than the sum of our partswhole > Σ(parts)
THE ENGINEERED OH-FUCK MOMENT
RAISED SO FAR
0.000 SOL
$0 raised
SOL $70.47 · live
PROJECTED MCAP AT ATH · t = 0
$0
Every SOL deposited sets the all-time high — which is also the floor. Token MCAP at launch: $0.
Live projection at the current raise — not a trigger. Nothing deploys at any SOL amount. Launch timing is discretionary.
FDV TARGETS — RAISE REQUIRED TO PRINT EACH
$100K
needs ~$22K
— locked
$1M
needs ~$71K
— locked
$10M
needs ~$224K
— locked
$100M
needs ~$707K
— locked
$1B
needs ~$2.24M
— locked
$5B
needs ~$5.00M
— locked
$10B
needs ~$7.07M
— locked
In the beginning, there can be no sellers.

Half the raise buys the token; the other half is locked as a USDC quote against it at the same price. The only holders are presalers, holding locked liquidity proportionally. The instant a market exists, the ATH and the floor are the same price — the same moment. This is a stacc.art launch: the raise seeds the newcoin, and every stacc.art flywheel — the launcher, the volume, the fees, the attention — feeds $PUMPICO upstream.

PRESALE ≠ BUYING THE TOKEN
Ape the presale
Zero tokens. You get your share of the locked liquidity (token vs USDC) plus the fees it earns. Locked — you can't sell, and no one can sell it to you. You are the floor.
Buy the token
Want the token? Buy after deploy — where the lowest price that ever exists is the ATH. Everyone buying the chart enters at or above the high.
Chase the token at the ATH, or become the liquidity under it — and get paid the fees for being the floor.
Risk check: this presale is directional risk vs SOL — it may not ROI if post-deploy volume is thin (first buyers have the edge). stacsol.app is the only-up-vs-SOL option for when you're tired of gambling. Not superseding — keep your SOL there, ape here, or both.
TWO POOLS · ONE RAISE · SOL ONLY
pick your curve — both feed the same MCAP
MIN 0.01 SOL NO CAP NO PER-WALLET CAP DEPOSIT ANY AMOUNT · ANY TIME
POOL A · FLAT
1.00× · sol for sol
0.000
SOL
$0
— of allocation
Straight proportional. Every SOL gets the same weight, whenever it lands.
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POOL B · EARLY CURVE
first-in edge 1.00× ↑
0.000
SOL
$0 · 0 weighted units
— of allocation
No fade. Sol-for-sol, but weighted by how early you are — measured from the first deposit to now. The earliest SOL compounds exponentially over every deposit that lands after it. They like bondage curves.
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LEADERBOARD — WHO'S EARLIEST
leaderboard loads from on-chain deposits…
LIVE DEPOSITS
watching the chain… deposits appear here in real time.
Telegram ↗ t.me/oursumlol X ↗ @staccoverflow
oursum.lol_ · whole > Σ(parts) SOL @ $70.47 · MCAP = (USD raised)² ÷ 5000 · not redeemable backing