OURSUM.LOL ← live tracker
⚡ A stacc.art launch · oursum.lol presale → seeds the newcoin → feeds $PUMPICO upstream · Launch: TBD — discretionary, not raise-triggered
OFFICIAL CONTRACT · VERIFY BEFORE YOU APE
the newcoin · name + metadata TBD · stacc.art
sTACcwSYyaL99tudcbDc8dGTek2W3JSzydMdeN1WVU9 click to copy
This is the token mint — NOT a deposit address. Presale SOL goes to the two pool addresses on the live tracker. Any other contract is a scam. Mods will never DM you first.
SOL = $70.47 SUPPLY = 1,000,000,000 RAISE SPLIT = 50 / 50 VENUE = oursum.lol LAUNCH = stacc.art LAUNCH TOKEN = NEWCOIN · TBD $PUMPICO UPSTREAM ↑ SELLERS AT LAUNCH = 0 MIN = 0.01 SOL CAP = NONE PER-WALLET CAP = NONE OURSUM = WHOLE > Σ(PARTS) //// SOL = $70.47 SUPPLY = 1,000,000,000 RAISE SPLIT = 50 / 50 VENUE = oursum.lol LAUNCH = stacc.art LAUNCH TOKEN = NEWCOIN · TBD $PUMPICO UPSTREAM ↑ SELLERS AT LAUNCH = 0 MIN = 0.01 SOL CAP = NONE PER-WALLET CAP = NONE OURSUM = WHOLE > Σ(PARTS) ////
HEAR ME OUT

What if we engineered our own "oh fuck" moment?

A presale where the only holders are presalers. Half the raise buys the token; the other half is locked as a USDC quote against it. The instant a market exists, it opens at both its all-time high and its floor — because they are the same moment.

It runs on stacc.art as a single launch — the raise seeds the newcoin (contract above, name TBD), and every stacc.art flywheel (the launcher, the volume, the fees, the attention) feeds $PUMPICO upstream.

THE MECHANISM — ONE BUNDLED TRANSACTION
01
Presale
Only presalers get in. 0.01 SOL min — no cap, no per-wallet cap. Raise is split 50/50 by design.
02
Buy side
Half apes the stacc.sol bond + the Raydium AMM on migration.
03
USDC lock
Other half locked as a non-SOL quote pool, matched to the stacc.sol price.
04
Bundle it
Creation, prebond, migration, postbond buy & secondary init — atomic.
05
Liquidity locked
Presalers hold locked LP, proportionally. Two pools, zero loose supply.
In the beginning, there can be no sellers.
The ATH and the floor are the same price, at the same instant.
Only two pools exist: the Raydium pool from migration, and our tokens bought against USDC — price-matched. No other circulating supply at all. Presalers receive locked liquidity, not tokens — they literally cannot sell, and neither can anyone else at t=0. It's the same moment, Jeeves.
THE QUESTION EVERYONE ASKS
Presale buying the token.
Ape the presale
You get zero tokens. You get your proportional share of the locked liquidity — the token-against-USDC pools — and the trading fees they earn. It's locked: you can't sell, and no one can sell it to you. You are the floor.
Buy the token
Want the token itself? You buy after deploy. At deploy, the lowest price that has ever existed is the ATH — every chart-buyer enters at or above the high.
Chase the token at the ATH, or become the liquidity under it — and get paid the fees for being the floor.
WHAT THE NUMBERS BREAK DOWN TO
1B supply · 50/50 raise · LP + non-AMM supply permanently locked
Target FDV Token price Raise needed Buy-side Locked USDC Public float Locked outside AMMs
$100M $0.10 ~$707K ~$354K ~$354K
~7.06M
0.706%
~992.94M
99.294%
$1B $1.00 ~$2.24M ~$1.12M ~$1.12M
~2.23M
0.223%
~997.77M
99.777%
$5B $5.00 ~$5.00M ~$2.50M ~$2.50M
~997K
0.0997%
~999.00M
99.900%
$10B $10.00 ~$7.07M ~$3.53M ~$3.53M
~705K
0.0705%
~999.29M
99.929%
OUR ENGINEERED PLAY vs THE LIVE EXAMPLE
$ANSEM has no floor. We are the floor.
Aspect
$ANSEM right now
Our engineered play (100M+)
Current MCAP
~$109M
Designed launch at 100M+
Liquidity
Low millions across pairs — thin vs MCAP
Dedicated locked USDC pair at the ATH price
Floor protection
None — thin pools + one big wallet
ATH = Floor by design from minute one
Who can sell at t=0
~35% can dump into thin liquidity
Nobody. Presalers hold locked LP — they literally cannot sell
On big sells
Price collapses due to slippage
Locked USDC pair provides direct support
THE TIMING — THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART
We launch during the bankrun.

While everyone gets rugged because there was no real floor — here is the version where the ATH is the floor from day one. The timing becomes part of the art itself.

Maximum narrative contrast
The live example is the perfect villain — fast upside, zero structural floor. We are the answer arriving exactly when the market feels the pain.
Spectacle & virality
Not "another high-FDV play in the same meta" — the evolved version that fixes what just broke. Self-reinforcing content.
Psychological edge
Fear creates demand for what we're offering. The aligned presale + locked floor looks safe next to the bleeding organic play.
PRESALE vs stacsol.app — KNOW THE RISK
Two risk profiles. Not superseding — complementary.

Do as you please: keep your SOL in stacsol.app, ape this presale, or both. You don't have to pull from one to do the other.

This presale · the newcoin
Directional risk vs SOL. It may not ROI if there isn't enough trading volume post-deploy. First buyers have the biggest edge. Higher risk, higher upside.
stacsol.app
For when you're tired of gambling. Designed to be only up vs SOL — the steadier base. Lower directional risk.
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Read it this way: the higher the target FDV print, the less public token inventory can exist at launch. Permanent locks make the no-initial-sellers premise stronger — but the visible FDV is still a tiny-float spot mark, not redeemable backing.
Going to bed — it's late. On the large-ish chance $ANSEM spirals before I wake up: here's a oursum.lol.
oursum.lol — together, our whole is greater than the sum of our parts
→ go ape on the live tracker Telegram ↗ t.me/oursumlol X ↗ @staccoverflow SOL @ $70.47